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High blood pressure? Go smell fart.

Research on lab rats has shown that fart reduces blood pressure. Or so says this BBC article. So the next time you get a dirty look after off gasing in the elevator, just tell your fellow occupants that they should thank you instead.

Looks like my MPs are postmen and women after all.

Why postmen? Well, they said they would submit the letter and they did. The Minister for National Development said he received it. But I guess that was all huh?

It is so obvious that plans were already made to convert the former Serangoon Garden Technical School when the residents of Serangoon Garden got the wind of the news.

The access road to AMK Ave 1 was already being constructed as our leaders blatantly insist that no decision has yet been made. (Well, the road is now pretending to be a construction access for the CTE widening project.)

It is really one thing to be forthcoming with information and another to secretly make decisions to convert the former Serangoon Garden Technical School into a dormitory while pretending that it might not happen.

Our MPs could have just come out and say sorry suckers! Your votes are peanuts! Better you than me and get it over with. I think I would have felt slightly better.

Preemptive defence, saying that it is not up to them just makes things worse because it kept the hopes of the residents up. The the news today just dropped everyone’s hopes like a lead baloon.

They should have just said, ‘I’m afraid it’s gonna happen.’ and then go on to provide a timeline and road map. I think the residents in the vicinity should have at least been given a chance to work with the authorities.

My immediate question to the powers that be now are:

  1. How long will the location be used as a dormitory?
  2. Since the Government has been so secretive about the whole thing? Who do we turn to if there are problems?
  3. What do I do if I see a foreign worker masturbating at my nearby neighbourhood park when I go for my run in the evenings? (This would not have been a question 2 weeks ago, but I just saw one doing it in Sembawang Park.)
  4. Do I report a foreign worker if I see him having sex with a maid in the park? (I saw a FW and a maid behaving intimately just yesterday.)
  5. What if my dog goes missing? (It hasn’t.)
  6. There will be financial benefits being enjoyed from the lease of the facility. Will the residents benefit from this in return for such a sacrifice?
  7. Will the dorm operator be decided via an open tender?
  8. If so, when will the tender for the dorm operator be posted? 
  9. Will Serangoon Gardens residents be given preference if they take part in the tender? I believe residents will be able to run the place better since they have local knowledge.
I’ve been getting best wishes SMSes from my friends since the news broke to the tune of…
  • *** fuck serangoon gardens alr…
  • yr estate gona b workers’ dorm. Siow liao. Move to sembawang b my neighbour la. Haha
Let’s see what else I receive.

Dear neighbours in South Johor, sorry ah. Now I taste same medicine.

When Malaysia in 2003, made noise over the effects of land reclamation off Pulau Tekong on their fishing grounds and shipping lanes, I must say I was all for Singapore

I mean, I settle my side you settle yours lor… why come and disturb me when I sprucing up my land right?

I mean, we need more space what… Malaysia got so much land, won’t understand one. I guess I was wrong and I am beginning to see the folly of my rationalization at that time.

Malaysia has every right to complain. Especially so since it affects the livelihood of her people.

Singapore was being an inconsiderate neighbour. The courteous thing would have been to inform our neighbours and work together right from the start to minimise any possible impact. Perhaps even to cancel the whole plan if studies show that there negative effects that affect the livelihood of thousands.

Without the slightest courtesy, they went ahead on land reclamation works. Malaysia had to go to ITLOS to get an interim stop work order before Singapore halted the works.

With regards to this, I sincerely apologise to our neighbours. Perhaps, to make the South Johoreans feel better, they might want to know that Singaporeans are not spared such inconsideration too.

I live in Serangoon Gardens. There is an unused school building 500 meters from where I live. It belongs to the Government. So my Government is also my neighbour. They have chose to employ the same approach on us as they did in the Pulau Tekong case.

They secretly study the feasibility of converting this school building into a foreign workers dormitory without seeking inputs from residents living in the vicinity, their neighbours. As I type this, plans are probably being made to proceed with the conversion. They say it is still in the feasibility studies stage, but I have my doubts.

I guess it is always when it starts happening to you that you see things from the other side.

Our neighbours in South Johor have it better. They can still go to ICJ and ITLOS to get stop work order and make some noise. At least they all managed to force Singapore to work with them for a resolution. I think we all in Serangoon Gardens lan lan. No where to go. Even our members of parliament say can help submit our pettition but this one not their department to decide.

Dear Political Correspondents, why take the moral high ground on Serangoon Gardens?

Rainbow over Serangoon Gardens - Share on OviIt was indeed a sad day when I opened the Sunday Times over the weekend. On page 4, a warning that the article might offend some. Next to it, another article that talks about “Why I did not sign the petition?”.

I must say I was offended. I don’t believe these correspondents are angels either. I’ve lived in Serangoon Gardens all my life. Believe me, the residents of Serangoon Gardens are not as evolutionarily challenged as these ST correspondence makes us to be.

These are the same people that write articles I read everyday and depend on them for accurate reporting. Their partiality towards this issue has definitely hurt my confidence in the integrity of their reporting.

Don’t make xenophobia sound like a rude word. It is human nature to be suspicious of people or anything that is foreign or that we are unsure of. Humans would have been extinct if we do not exercise this trait.

The residents of Serangoon Gardens are afraid. We are worried about things that could go wrong. Who are these so called foreign workers? We’ve seen them around but never lived 500 meters from them. The only time we get to know them is when the papers report on crimes committed by foreign workers.

Want us to accept foreign workers? We had a couple of decades to do this. Maybe if foreign workers were given better publicity over the last few decades, it would have been more acceptable for residents to accept this proposed dormitory.

Obviously we did not learn anything from history. The anti-Blacks sentiments that happened in the 50s was a result of fear of people that looked and talked different. Black people that at that time, do not have the power to put a positive spin on themselves. People fear what they do not understand. Did we not learn anything from history?

I live in Serangoon Gardens and I do not understand foreign workers. Be it culturally, or linguistically. I fear them. Did I make an effort to understand them? Well, I never did feel the need to but I guess it is a bit too late now huh? The press over the last decade did not help much too!

  • Maids impregnated by foreign workers. – Yup, happened. Read about it.
  • Overcrowded buses. – Yup, still hapenning.
  • Rape cases involving foreign workers. – Yup, read about it.
  • Foreign workers eating up pets. – Remeber the koi incidents a couple of years back?
  • Robbery and thefts by foreign workers. – Dunno. But after all these bad publicity, I think might as well add this in for save measure.

Was there any good press about foreign workers in the past? Hardly. But bad press? Well, I’ve been fed enough information from the press to be comfortably uncomfortable in the presence of foreign workers in my estate.

1,500 people who are foreign and different. Suddenly living next door to you. Can anyone honestly tell me that they are comfortable with that? I am not. But hey, its not my fault. This poor peasant here is getting a lot of information from the local press and it sure did not paint a pretty picture on foreign workers till 2 days ago.

Want to turn foreign workers into heroes in 2 days? Try 2 decades.

Am I xenophobic? I’ve neighbours who are immigrants. I studied with foreign students for years. Some have become very good friends. Well, I don’t really think I am a xenophobe. Heck, I’d probably not mind if my next door neighbour rented his house to 20 foreign workers, but if you put 1,500 of them 500 meters from where I live, I think that is probably where I’d draw the line.

The Gahmen didn’t take my money after all!

It was almost 2 months ago when I had two consecutive letters from the LTA telling me that I had to pay a penalty for passing the ERP gantry without a valid cashcard.

I was damn pissed lor! I mean, it is a well known fact, by now that sub standard cashcards were sold to the public creating this inconvenience to the public and at a great cost to the gahmen.

So I wrote in to LTA.

LTA Letter and Response - Share on Ovi

There was no reply, so I paid lor… cussing at both LTA and the big banks that own NETS while typing in the payable amount on my web browser. I mean, better to pay up than to risk a fine ya?

Almost 2 months have since passed and I have since forgotten about the whole episode. This morning, I got a letter from LTA that says that they will reimburse me the admin fees! That’s a pleasant surprise!

LTA Letter and Response - Share on Ovi

I’m still cheesed of that NETS made my life so miserable. I have to waste about an hour to have my IU inspected for no reason. (Who’s paying for my time?) The guys at the inspection center told me that is was the cash card at fault (DUH!) and reluctantly issued me a replacement card.

Guess what? They were reluctant because NETS gave them the same crappy card as replacement cards! Trying to clear stock, I presume.

I still maintain my stand in my letter to LTA. They should take this up to NETS. Claim back all the loss admin charges.

Selling people products that do not work properly is just plain wrong. Complaining that ERP gantries are not compatible is just plain stupid. Without ERP gantries, there is practically no other use for the freakin thing.

It’s like selling a car that breaks down after three months and then put the blame on the roads for not being compatible.

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