There’s so much hype over this escaped detainee that I can’t help pondering about what lessons there are to be learnt from this whole debacle. With each passing day that this chap is not caught, we stand to learn a little bit more about ourselves as well as our highly paid government.
Lesson 1 – Singapore detention centers quite easy to break out. Just go toilet. (Perhaps he flushed himself out.)
Lesson 2 – Our gahmen is very considerate, scared we scared, so took damn long to tell us got terrorist suspect escape.
Lesson 3 – Our gahmen is very considerate and don’t believe in making public the full picture immediately. Scared we cannot digest, or maybe they’re protecting the privacy of this guy.
So at first, they say he not in jail clothes, then say he might have shaved the tiny goatie, then say he limping, then say he might not limp if he walk, then publish picture of his clothes after a week… today go home sure find out new things about him one.
Lesson 4 – We can actually live in our nature reserve for a long time feeding on kancils and frogs. (Newspaper say one, so I believe.)
Lesson 5 – Indonesian police actually quite good. They caught this guy twice. We let him go toilet.
Lesson 6 – ISD people actually not as bad as people say they are. Otherwise, they won’t let him go toilet. Then he won’t escape.
Lesson 7 – Tonight go home read papers sure will have more lessons one, so stay tuned…
