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Just when you’re coming to terms with jamban juice…

… we’ve now gotta deal with dead human juice!

Eeeek! Drinking water will truly never be the same again. Don’t even think about bathing or brushing your teeth either…

Why do I get the feeling more and more people will be stocking up on Ice Mountain?

All I can think of now is “Don’t drink water. Fish Fuck in it.”

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