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This bitch wanted a piece of me…

BitchSo, what do you do when you’re attacked by a dog? You can’t possibly attack it back? People have been know to get jailed for that!

This bitch resides in my neighbour’s factory and it turned nasty on me a couple of weeks back. I really do not know why. It used to ignore my existence until recently.

Now it growls at me whenever I walk past the factory and a couple of times, it charged at me only to stop shot of attacking me.

Then last friday, why I was walking back to the office after a nice meal and being oblivous to the world, this stupid thing crept up on me and took a nip at my ass!

Today, I was doing my usual pacing while on the phone thingy and it charged at me again.

Okay, I have to admit I did contemplate biting it back, but I really do not want fur in my mouth.

Do we have a law that protects me from being abused by animals? I think the bitch is having a pretty swell time terrorising me. Would attacking it the next time be called a pre-emptive strike and therefore absolve me off all liabilities?

Oh, what a cruel world!

p said,

January 3, 2007 @ 4:47 pm

I think the bitch smells the bitch in you! she must get rid of competition…either that or u smell like a cat..heh…

toadjuice said,

January 13, 2007 @ 10:07 am

Actually, I think it’s a sonofabitch… just saw the dick.

p said,

January 19, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

datz worse! gay dog…

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