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I read in the papers…

That the gahmen has reduced the number of people being sent to jail by 87%. These people who could not afford to pay the conservancy charges of their HDB (public housing) would have been jailed.

Being a really compassionate gahmen, they brain-stormed a way to help these group of poor chaps stay out of jail.

Cannot pay up right? Nehmind, we tell you wat, you pay by installment lor… see, donch say gahmen neh hepchu k?

It is fantastic how quickly the gahmen fulfil their election promises… this will surely help the new poor… stay out of jail.

It is a brilliant idea to keep these poor bastards out of jail. 87% reduction in jail birds means 87% reduction in the cost of keeping these jail birds alive.

Keeping them out so that they can also slog and pay their dues not only reduce prison operating cost but also help fill up the gahmen coffers.

Progress package must have emptied these coffers by quite a bit.

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