Today marks the 20th anniversary of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster. This was a life changing event for me. I had to change the way I buy groceries.

Prior to this incident, I would just buy whatever I like. Nice packaging can already. After the event, packaging not only must be nice, better still if they are not made anywhere near the disaster area. I eventually moved on to become one of those freaks that read the ingredients on the packaging before buying my stuff.

My geography also became better. Things like the United States is not in Europe and Canada is actually in America became clearer.

However, this is not what I want to talk about. As promised in my previous article… there will be explicit sex… and I’ve decided to add violence into it. Chernobyl offers all of the above.

After the VIOLENT explosion 20 years ago, many people near the reactor died a GORY death. People were evacuated. A lot DIED of cancer and the whole place just became a ghost town.

Ironically, it was good for the wildlife. They had lots of SEX and made a lot of babies. Some died of cancer too, but for those that did not, they became resistant to radiation. 20 years after, they now have animals in that area with radiation levels so high that you’d proably get cancer if I throw a Chernobyl rat at you.

So now you have wildlife that humans cannot exploit. Hmm… maybe they should throw a few people inside so that we can have a new breed to radiation proof humans too!

There you go, an article with violence, sex and gore. Even I find this article a bit lame… heh heh, so I guess it is back to the same old shit then… at least I have an ardent fan.

A special thanks to Pea.