Yup. You got believe this. It was in yesterday’s papers. You must have read it. If you have not, it’s here too!

A reporter for The Straits Times used this incident to call for better sex education in Singapore… Ur… I don’t think any amount of sex education can cure a small dick. You can’t make that all go away by telling people that it wasn’t the storks that delivered them… oh wait, unless by sex education, they meant lessons on how to make love… now, that’s a different thing all together…

Okay, then I have to agree. This is important. After all, it is not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean that matters, people!!!

The original Mini Cooper won no less than 153 races in 1962 alone! Okay, I think you guys get the message.

Anyway, I do have my views as to why this kid is convinced that he has a small willy, but better not put such information in public domain… exercise self censorship lah… (read scared Gahmen not happy with my views.)