Archive for April, 2006
April 27, 2006 at 2:23 pm · Filed under General
Today is nomination day. Today, I learn that I will be voting for the first time in my entire life.
For this, I’d like to thank the opposition party (cannot name them… it is illegal to sound partisan on the Internet during erection) for fielding candidates in my area. I finally get to see what a polling station looks like.
But then, I realised that I will have to go and squeeze with lots of other people just to vote. Now this is something that I’m really sore about. Minus points for them.
It is also today that I realise that I live in Aljuneid. Fucking living in Singapore for 32 years and only now I know where I live.
I will have to come to terms with this. It might take quite awhile. I might not be in the right frame of mind when polling day arrives.
Excerpts from a MSN conversation with my freind…
Friend: Eh, you belong to which GRC.
Me: I stay in Aljuneid.
Friend: Eh? U move out ah? I thought you stay in Serangoon?
Me: No, I did not move out. Aljuneid moved in.
I’m still pretty confused by the conversation, but I seems to make sense, and I think that’s confusing me.
April 26, 2006 at 9:11 am · Filed under General
Today marks the 20th anniversary of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster. This was a life changing event for me. I had to change the way I buy groceries.
Prior to this incident, I would just buy whatever I like. Nice packaging can already. After the event, packaging not only must be nice, better still if they are not made anywhere near the disaster area. I eventually moved on to become one of those freaks that read the ingredients on the packaging before buying my stuff.
My geography also became better. Things like the United States is not in Europe and Canada is actually in America became clearer.
However, this is not what I want to talk about. As promised in my previous article… there will be explicit sex… and I’ve decided to add violence into it. Chernobyl offers all of the above.
After the VIOLENT explosion 20 years ago, many people near the reactor died a GORY death. People were evacuated. A lot DIED of cancer and the whole place just became a ghost town.
Ironically, it was good for the wildlife. They had lots of SEX and made a lot of babies. Some died of cancer too, but for those that did not, they became resistant to radiation. 20 years after, they now have animals in that area with radiation levels so high that you’d proably get cancer if I throw a Chernobyl rat at you.
So now you have wildlife that humans cannot exploit. Hmm… maybe they should throw a few people inside so that we can have a new breed to radiation proof humans too!
There you go, an article with violence, sex and gore. Even I find this article a bit lame… heh heh, so I guess it is back to the same old shit then… at least I have an ardent fan.
A special thanks to Pea.
April 25, 2006 at 11:48 am · Filed under General
I did some website maintenance earlier… and viewed my website statistics… and to my surprise, 15% of search engine diverted traffic came to my site after searching for ‘tammy’ and 13% arrived after searching for ‘nyp’!
These were the top 2 keyword searches that landed people on my site!
I can imagine the surprise on these perverts’ face when they read my article… heh heh…
I guess this Tammy news is still HOT after so many months eh? Poor girl.
Honestly, I’m pretty discouraged. People come to my blog for SEX and not because they think that I have a brilliant mind. That my writings are worth reading…
Well I’m not complaining. I’m still getting the hits. Guess it’s time to contemplate writing more articles of a sexual nature… so dear readers, till the next time when the Toad types…
I’ll give you my personal guarantee that it is going to be very explicit and sexual in nature…
April 24, 2006 at 5:00 pm · Filed under General
Being a techno geek, I managed to convince myself that the old Nokia is a relic and that I should go get a new phone…
Spent 300 stones on it… the Nokia 6280… pretty nice looking phone with 3G capability… WOW!
Imagine the surprise I get when friends start complaining that my phone is off most of the time… Guess what… my home is 3G proof… the signal is like, only 2 bar on a good day, so nothing comes through… not even SMS…
3G phones give 3G signals priority… this means that it only goes down to 2.5G when there are totally no 3G signals… also means my phone does not work at home!
At least until now. You see, I have disabled my 3G… so tell me, what’s so good about 3G again?
April 20, 2006 at 9:22 am · Filed under General
Yup. You got believe this. It was in yesterday’s papers. You must have read it. If you have not, it’s here too!
A reporter for The Straits Times used this incident to call for better sex education in Singapore… Ur… I don’t think any amount of sex education can cure a small dick. You can’t make that all go away by telling people that it wasn’t the storks that delivered them… oh wait, unless by sex education, they meant lessons on how to make love… now, that’s a different thing all together…
Okay, then I have to agree. This is important. After all, it is not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean that matters, people!!!
The original Mini Cooper won no less than 153 races in 1962 alone! Okay, I think you guys get the message.
Anyway, I do have my views as to why this kid is convinced that he has a small willy, but better not put such information in public domain… exercise self censorship lah… (read scared Gahmen not happy with my views.)
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