I wonder how Dubya came up with the points he mentioned during his State of the Union Address, probably in the crapper smoking pot or something.

US forces are winning the war in Iraq? Uh, dude, I thought you said you ALREADY won the war in May 2003? How can you be winning a war that was supposed to be won more than 2 years ago? Ah, with pot, you can.

Renew pressure on Hamas? Dude, these ‘terrorists’ were democratically elected. People who voted them in KNOW what they stand for. Are you asking them to change their stand after being democratically elected? It’s like you promising election reform and then rejecting it… it is not right! Oh wait, you did that didn’t you? Well, you don’t keep promises, but maybe they like to keep theirs?

America is addicted to oil? Gee! Maybe that’s why you invaded Iraq? Damn! It wasn’t because this guy tried to kill dad after all was it? Dude, what took you so long to realise that? Wasn’t that the real reason you invaded Iraq? Your addiction to oil? Or was that Uncle Dick?

You’ve gotta respect this guy. He’s a second term president. Sometimes, I wonder what amazes me more, the stupidity of the American president? Or the electorate that voted him in.