Why do whales beach themselves?

January 13, 2006 at 1:40 pm · Filed under General

I think I’ve found the answer for that in the news the last few days. Mass beaching of whales are an annual phenomenon that has baffled scientists over the years. Some blame it on the ultra-low frequency sonar used by the US Marines, some blame it on climate change. I believe I’ve found the answer. You see, whales are sentient beings who are self aware. That means that they could be like us and that there is a probability that they do believe in the concept of God.

The concept of God has historically made humans do crazy things equivalent of whale beaching… Heaven’s Gate mass suicide, crazy Japs gassing themselves in cars the annual stampede in Mecca etc… they all believe in one thing. That it will bring them to a happy place.

This means that whales could have beached themselves with a belief that this will send them to Whale Heaven.

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Our budget terminal has got a new name!

January 12, 2006 at 4:54 pm · Filed under General

No efforts were spared when it came to the naming of our new terminal for budget air. In fact the naming of the terminal weighed so heavily on CAAS that they decided to let the public be responsible instead… y’know, the “in case name cockup, not my fault” mentality?

So, after 40,000 contestants gave their suggestion, they’ve got a winner! Yes! The new terminal shall be named, Budget Terminal! Wow! It’s amazing how the elites in CAAS need 40,000 chaps to arrive at this name!

I only have one thing to say lor, “DUH!”

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