“…You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the poem to 10 other people. If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love. The person that you are most attracted to will soon return to you. If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head at you…”

How many of us out here just find this too familiar?

“Oh shit! If I don’t send this out in the next 3 hours I’m gonna get an attack of bad luck! Argh! Lets get the first 10 suckers from my address book and mass mail the bad luck outta this inbox!” *Click!* “Phew! Heng ah! No more bad luck! Let the 10 suckers settle this problem themselves… oh! Shit here come another… better find the next 10 suckers…”

I keep getting them, and most friends know that chain mails stops at my inbox! So the only conclusion I can draw is, senders of chain mails to moi are just cursing me with pure intent!

Ok, friends out there, in case you do not know that I don’t propagate chain mail, I DON’T! So don’t curse me by sending me any… I have enough of these bad luck curses to last like 10,000 lifetimes!

Note: In case there are idiots out there that think they have to forward this post, please don’t be an idiot!