Just when I thought that I was finally going to get half a day off for our presidential elections, I find myself having to think again.

Of course there’s the other smart one who still remains below the media’s radar but the person I am referring to is Mr Andrew Kuan.

A former CFO of JTC, with an interesting career (if some of the truths are hidden), this guy seemed like a probable alternative. Then he decided to go public, and successfully slimed himself big time even before nomination day!

What amazes me is that this guy is a member of the PAP! He claims to have joined the PAP to learn from the best, to understand how the political process functions and how PAP works.

I don’t think he did a good job learning the trick of the trade. If he did, then he should have learnt that in order to stand for election, especially in good ‘ol Singapore, you’ve got to be squeaky clean.

By squeaky clean, I mean, you’ve got to have zero dirt on you. Not even a detention class when you were in primary school! Better don’t surf porn sites too, sure kena find out one.

So this guy comes along to try for prez. He tries to gain the moral high ground by sliming his ex-neighbour… but damn suay, ex-neighbour is a litigation lawyer so now mebe cannot be prez but going to kena sue instead.

His ex-employers one by one come out say this guy REALLY cannot make it one. Guess dat’s why he change job like change clothes.

I really want the Saturday off ‘cos I don’t work for the gahmen and I have no 5-day week. But this guy really cannot make it lor… sigh… I don’t think he will get his COE (Certificate of Eligibility) lah.

Now my only hope of a Saturday off is this other mysterious guy who is currently still beneath the media radar and I have this to say to him/her.

‘Diam diam first… till get COE then come out and talk ok? Don’t COE haven’t get yet then kena slime liao. At least if you get COE, I get Saturday off.’

Yes, it’s all about me and my Saturday off. But then again, that is why I don’t run for public office.