It was my worst case of food poisoning in recent memory. I never knew it could be so bad but you know what? I can.

After popping lotsa activated carbon tablets and stuff, I finally stopped throwing up and by then, my guts have already been crapped out several times over.

Well, I thought the meat balls tasted funny. Should have heeded the signs. Dang!

The ass is still pretty raw, but hey, today is the first time I see real shit in days! I almost forgot where the liquids in my body should be coming out from.